"Rico Strelitzia, Esq."
24” x 18”, Oil on Canvas Panel
“I suppose you could say I take pride in my appearance, but come on - why wouldn’t you when you look this good? It’s like I tell the ladies: ‘you may have been to paradise, but you’ve never been to me.’ I mean, look at the size of my spathe! And then there’s...wait, what? Compensating? Hey, whoa…”